What is it with local morning newscasts? All the anchors are happy, happy, happy. One big, fake happy family. While the male anchor tells his obligatory corny jokes… over and over… as he’s ganged-up on by the females on the set. Such an “unpredictable” format. Also, don’t hold your breath waiting for science, tech, hardcore economic news, or which presidential candidate actually idolized a known communist… as that type news just gets in the way of the latest Lindsay Lohan debacle, or who wore what at the latest, daily, Award’s Show, or what celebrity just tweeted their latest baby bump picture. All is well and good in local morning news.