My Damn Musings To Go

I'll keep doing this over and over until I get it… wrong

Gun Hypocrites The “gun control” debate hits us again. Now, I have my opinion, but, for the most part, that sentiment won’t be bombastically displayed here.  But I do have a question to the so-called Hollywood celebs and elites, who always seem to do the opposite of what they unabashedly espouse to the rest of …

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Memo to the Makers of Christmas Commercials To: You radio and TV executives responsible for creating and approving each holiday season’s commercials. This applies to all products, but specifically, your new car commercials. From: a beleaguered, tortured individual who cannot get away from those commercials, because they’re constant, everywhere, ongoing … and they ALMOST ALWAYS …

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The Merchandise People We pay homage in many ways to the world’s very smart individuals. People like Albert Einstein, Michelangelo, Galileo, and Marie Curie from the past. Today, it’s Stephen Hawking and others. There’s no denying the impact these people have made on mankind, with their respective, and various far-reaching contributions. However, with all due …

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The Holiday Decorations People I don’t understand the reasoning for putting up holiday decorations weeks or even months before the actual holiday. Lately, I’ve seen Halloween decorations before summer’s end, Thanksgiving before Halloween, and Christmas before Thanksgiving. WHY????? What is the goddam rush? Listen to me you ubiquitous jump-the-gun holiday decorations people … when you …

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The Food People I don’t know what else to pontificate about this subject anymore. People are obsessed with food and it’s exasperating. Food is sustenance and life, I get it. So is water and oxygen but no one ever talks about those, ad nauseam, like food. In a restaurant, did you ever notice how all …

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The Other Sun People I get it. People worship the sun and have it down to a science in so doing. Sun-idolizing pagans in the 5th century bowing to the Sun-God had nothing on these people. Laying in it, playing in it, they’re out there whenever possible in worship … without a pulpit, pew, or a Stonehenge in …

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Men: Yes, facial hair is acceptable – as in beard or mustache – NOT as in long, rope-like strands streaming out of your disgusting nostrils. Let me ask, do you own a mirror? Do you not wash your face and shave or trim in front of it? The next time you do, hopefully today, you …

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Always the great equalizer and fixer, I also have the perfect solution for any celebrity having one of their problems. Listen to me, Mr. and Ms. Famous-Person-With-Countless-Bucks-Banked … here’s what you have to do to solve your so-called problem: count your money, one dollar bill at a time, and by the time you’re finished, your …

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