(Polluted porcelain.)
Ban Trashed Toilets
Finally, our trash pickup day is here,
as our refuse, doesn’t just disappear.
Trash cans and litter line the street,
including, ugh, a shitty toilet and seat.
It isn’t something proud, pretty to see,
knowing its lifespan was dunged debris.
Who’s the insensitive, inscrutable lout,
moving his crapper from inside to out?
An observation, from where I, er, sit;
polluted porcelain, so befit a permit.
Ban: trashed toilets, what flowed within,
plus, where your disgusting ass has been.