My Damn Musings To Go

I'll keep doing this over and over until I get it… wrong

How frightening is it when you very reluctantly let someone take a picture of you, citing your reluctance because of how non-photogenic you are … and sure enough the picture is horrific and the picture-taker says, “come on, the picture looks just like you.”

You are no longer allowed to wear flip-flops if you have ugly, disgusting, warped toenails resembling potato chips. You are no longer allowed to wear flip-flops if you have ugly, disgusting thick calloused heels. Oh, almost forgot, you are no longer allowed to wear flip-flops if they make that annoying, rude, chinese-water-torture flip-flopping noise with every …

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I have a problem with those news story headlines that ask a question. You know the ones: Has Kirsty Alley been fired over her weight? Is there a link between cell phones and cancer? Is Bill doubting Hillary’s chances? Was there a Bigfoot sighting? You know what, Mr. and Mrs. Journalist, do some damn research, …

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We all cough occasionally, but put enough people in an area (classroom, auditorium, church), and it’s an epidemic. It won’t go cough-free for more than 20 seconds. Try counting to 20 until someone coughs, and see how many times you’ll have to start over. It’s uncoughingbelievable.