Political Statements from Actors

Some individuals in this make-believe world might be good at what they do, but I do NOT want to hear an actor's so-called thoughts on political matters. Unless the actor was a former politician, it's akin to my plumber offering his wisdom on Internal Medicine (unless, of course, he was a former cardiologist). Okay, Mr. … Continue reading Political Statements from Actors

Backpacks

Listen to me, you new generation of elephantine-sized backpack people: when you wear a backpack that's large enough to fit only one of them in the cargo-hold of a plane, you need to be more aware of its presence while wearing it. When you turn your body while wearing that monstrosity in a crowd of people, … Continue reading Backpacks

Joke-buster Restaurant Wait Staff

Something needs to be done about the wait staff in restaurants that stop by to check on you 47 times during the first course alone.  That being said, checking on us as we negotiate the difference between Koa Pad Lin Gee and Shui Zhu Yu is one thing. But, I will not be held responsible the next … Continue reading Joke-buster Restaurant Wait Staff

Self-Serving GG’s

Occasionally, my lovely family has a habit of self-serving gift giving. That is, they purchase what they need and disguise it as a gift for me. Example: my wife and son chipped in and purchased a pneumatic car jack, which my sometimes car engine-tinkering son needed. They gave it to me as a Christmas gift … Continue reading Self-Serving GG’s

My Wife’s Bath Towels

For some inexplicable reason, my wife, as her mother before her, keeps bath towels until they practically disintegrate. Then, when the towels are no longer usable for drying yourself after a shower, they gain new life as dust rags. Currently, there's a threadbare bath towel in the linen closet you can use as a strainer.

Euphoria Punctured Then

(Recognizing the jolt.) Euphoria Punctured Then Horrific, heinous, panic, dread, Too many monikers for fear; Hands tied… and not free to act, Trapped… leaves defenses sheer I’m weak, hollow, depleted now, As fears’ result always a price; But prayer, occasionally free, I guess it worked and did suffice Looking back, tedious torture, Those fears not … Continue reading Euphoria Punctured Then

Thinking It Through

(Your empire toppled ... ) Thinking It Through You say you think it wise for your perennial disguise, but who do you think you’re tricking? All your life you kept sticking to your one-tracked ways and your people-fooling days. You aren’t a supreme being anymore as your reign died without a roar, and no one has … Continue reading Thinking It Through

The Legend Of Apollo

  (This tribute was the least I could do.) The Legend Of Apollo The first of these 3-manned flights Embarked so with Schirra’s Apollo 7; Preparing humankind for unseen sights Merited of Apollo 1’s 3, now in heaven Next, Apollo 8 was so mightier than all, Finally, leaving earth for the moon; edge-of-seat drama… but … Continue reading The Legend Of Apollo

Mr. Mike and His Mr. Mike Shirt

(We’re challenged to turn away … but cannot.) Mr. Mike and His Mr. Mike Shirt Be advised, it’s Mr. Mike and his Mr. Mike shirt Unique, chic, miraculous, mesmerizing from afar Irrational, as stripes, squares, patterns-a-dancing Per Mr. Mike, as he zip-zags through many a star There he moves, perpetual, and in the distance With … Continue reading Mr. Mike and His Mr. Mike Shirt